The people cheering for the underdog egg on the bully

50 Cent is a troll, but he is also a bully whose feelings are hurt easily, and far too many people support his emotional imbalance with cheers, encouraging a 50-year-old man to behave like a 15-year-old boy.

His most recent target was a Shreveport City Council member, whom he said “disappointed him” by asking questions about the process deployed to determine which local organizations would benefit from a $500,000 donation he made to support non-profits that provide services for victims of domestic violence and sexual abuse.

A very generous donation. Although it would be remiss to ignore the fact that Curtis served three years’ probation for violence against one of his sons’ mothers. We are not our pasts, but this whole issue, according to the target of Curtis’s ire, Mr. Alan Jackson, arose because of a request for transparency.

I won’t go into the nuts and bolts of the incident because it seems like an earnest attempt to understand was taken as “why are you questioning me n****.” Instead, here’s a list of the people that he has and has not had falling out with, and you can jump to your own conclusion.

People in 50 Cent’s Burn Book

  • His oldest son

  • His oldest son’s mother

  • Floyd Mayweather

  • Rick Ross

  • Jay-Z

  • Young Buck

  • The Game

  • Tierra Marie

  • Jim Jones

  • Diddy

  • His youngest son’s mother

  • Lil Kim

  • Alan Jackson

  • Supreme

  • Fat Joe

  • Suge Knight

  • Jimmy Henchmen

  • Ja Rule

  • Irv Gotti (RIP)

  • Cam’Ron

  • Nas

  • Ye

  • The Meech’s (Big and Lil)

  • The Harrises (allofum)

  • Omari Hardwick

  • Vivica A. Fox…this is an ongoing and ever-evolving irritation

I’m sure there are some waiters, elevator operators, puppies, and Beta fish with complaints, but I didn’t have a recollection of those beefs.

People not in 50 Cent’s burn book

  • Tony Yayo

  • Uncle Murda

  • Members of the Shreveport City Council who are not Alan Jackson

  • Eminem

  • His youngest son

  • Donald Trump

  • His grandparents

  • Louisiana Governor, what’s his face

  • Mayor of Shreveport

Yeah, y’all love a bully while claiming to be anti-bully. But if we are to learn anything from the out-of-the-blue heat that had been seething inside Curtis the Frog for several days before outing Alan Jackson as his newest op, it should be that if you do not kiss the ring and pretend the emperor is fully clothed even when his dick is blowing in the breeze you will be publicly ostracized with an invite for strangers to berate and harass you.

Marlo Lacen

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